(Lance in 50 years...)You Know You're Old When...
1- You get overly excited when you purchase a 30 year old chest freezer off of craigslist...
rust and all.
2- Your book of choice is a parenting book that teaches you how to "control your anger" when dealing with your kids.
3- Good deals in the grocery store, or any store for that matter, make your day.
4- You look forward to going to Costco as much as Lagoon!!
5- You eat a banana a day because they are good for you... and then proceed to take your handful of pills...
6- You can't wait to put the kids down for the night so you can spend the evening "watching your shows"
7-Your biggest pride is your tomato plants... which you gently caress everyday when you get home (Lance).
AND
8- You buy flushable wipes...
for the WHOLE family!!
And we're still in our 20's!!!!!
rust and all.
2- Your book of choice is a parenting book that teaches you how to "control your anger" when dealing with your kids.
3- Good deals in the grocery store, or any store for that matter, make your day.
4- You look forward to going to Costco as much as Lagoon!!
5- You eat a banana a day because they are good for you... and then proceed to take your handful of pills...
6- You can't wait to put the kids down for the night so you can spend the evening "watching your shows"
7-Your biggest pride is your tomato plants... which you gently caress everyday when you get home (Lance).
AND
8- You buy flushable wipes...
for the WHOLE family!!
And we're still in our 20's!!!!!
2 comments:
man i always feel like an old lady but i am so sad my tomatoes didn't really take off this year. i blame my mother's soil. CURSES!
Oh your list makes me laugh out loud! Half of it applies to me, which is why it's funny! Hopefully we cross paths in Utah! We'll be there for a week or so this summer! Maybe I'll have to pack up my kids and finally trot down to Texas, as we could use some entertainin' ourselves, and it'd be fun to hang with ya'll! Do you love my I've-never-been-to-Texas-drawl? :-)
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